we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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