Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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