if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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