Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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