too bad you live with your parents still
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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