Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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