I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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