The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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