If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
