I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
