Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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