And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
