I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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