My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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