belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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