well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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