if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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