My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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