dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm too high and old for this...
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