Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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