so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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