Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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