it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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