yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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