he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
the room spins SO much faster in panama
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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