I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
