His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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