it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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