he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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