Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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