she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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