my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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