Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Randomize
