Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
