So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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