So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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