She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
