How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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