The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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