Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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