I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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