I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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