he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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