I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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