Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
and she was petting her beer can
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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