This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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