This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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