I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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