There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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