just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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